You are probably aware of the saying "The cobbler's children have no shoes"

In short, it’s a Spanish proverb that says professionals often neglect their own needs because they are too busy helping others.

It implies a likely, ironic situation where one's expertise is applied to clients but not at home.

Well, here is a classic case of that with our CRO Agent “build-in-public” update for you…

I’ve been talking about site speed and Core Web Vitals all week.

Look what ‘Brenda the Blender’, our CRO agent, called me out on when I asked about what we need to change on our own site…

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So long story short:

  • Brenda clearly doesn’t care about my feelings and is calling me out with data.
  • And we have some work to do on our own site.

In other updates, 3 additional core reporting and auditing functionalities have been built and are ready for testing.

These Include:

  • Customer Lifetime Value (CLV) Analysis
  • Accessibility Audits (very experimental)
  • And of course, a Site Speed Auditing tool!

If you want in on the beta or to be notified early on launch, join the waitlist:

👉 croagent.ai

Chat soon,

Peter

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Peter Gardner