This is unheard of...
An eCommerce agency that actually adds value on initial strategy calls. Guaranteed.
Let’s face it. You’re busy AF.
You don’t even have time to read that guide. Let alone implement it. Let us help you boost your sales.

Your time is limited and valuable. We don’t plan on wasting it. If you tell us you find zero value in what we deliver on the strategy call, we’ll give you $500 - read more

So you already grabbed our eCom Copy guide, but let’s get real...
It is packed with awesome tips and resources and you will see some great results implementing the advice.
But, you have no idea where and when you are going to find the time to get stuck into it. And copywriting alone isn't going to make you an out and out rockstar. Copywriting is only one noodle in the spaghetti bowl of eCommerce Growth. Being old-school eCom geeks, we’ve seen a sh*t ton of so called "silver bullets" come and go.
First, it was Facebook ads, then influencer marketing, and now we are getting AI tools peddled to us like miracle diets at a New Year's Resolution Convention. Meanwhile, the real challenge lies in ensuring that the big chunky parts of your eCom store (like your copywriting) sit tightly within your tech stack and that the experience you give your customer on the entire customer journey is second to none!
The major problem for most eCommerce brands is that their setup looks like a heavily discounted ‘off the rack’ suit from Target... And nobody wants that! You need the needle and thread to get your customer journey stitched together like a made-to-measure Giorgio Armani Tuxedo.
If you can do this, you will see some mind-blowing results.
How can we so confidently say this?
We have danced at this disco before... many times. Brands that have worked with us have gone on to crush it like a wrecking ball to a watermelon. Boosting not only their Conversion Rates but also their overall Revenue, Average Order Values and Customer Lifetime Values. Making those ever increasing Meta Ads feel like molehills rather than Mount Kilimanjaro.
Ok so you want some cold, hard numbers, don’t you?
Keep on readin’👇
Generated an average uplift in annual sales by over $1.38M
Averages, smaveragers... Here’s the real meat and potatoes on how our Conversion Rate Optimisation (CVO) Program worked for our clients.
- Jack up a US Beauty Brand’s sales from email by 126% after just one month.
(They didn’t know what had hit them) - Take 2 x Pet Supply Businesses from low 7 figures to 8 figures in annual sales.
Yep, you read that right. We did this with two completely separate businesses. - Skyrocket a Home Appliances business by 273% in sales from email marketing.
And at the same time, increased overall revenue by 48% over 6 months. - Increase the Conversion Rate of a Sports Nutrition brand by over 100%.
Driving a significant amount of sales in just under 6 months.

SO WHAT’S THE SECRET SRIRACHA?
Redesigns do not increase your eCommerce sales*. Period.
*Unless your site is a screaming heap of horse poop 💩, and not even Taylor Swift herself could polish that crap 🧻
You need continuous, iterative improvements:
Improve your site speed
Improve your structure
Remove options
Remove apps
Improve your navigation
Improve your copy
Remove friction
Simplify
ONCE YOU HAVE THOROUGHLY OPTIMISED THESE WITH A/B TESTING
Start innovating with smart strategies
Loyalty & memberships
Upsells & cross-sells
Bulk purchasing
Subscriptions & bundling
THE BIG STINKING PROBLEM
95% of people reading this will pass this by
Blend is different. From the first call, you’ll get honest, clear, and transparent feedback on how you can start hitting your sales targets.
Once we’ve run your numbers, we’ll create a no-nonsense, no-fluff plan to increase not only your conversion rate but all your other core metrics, too. This will keep your customers around for the long haul, spending more and spending more frequently. And here is something you need to know. Our Strategists aren’t just Account Managers moonlighting as eCommerce Strategists. Their sole role is to provide you with industry-leading CRO and Retention Strategies tailored to your needs.
But we don’t stop there. Unlike most CRO agencies, we have the technical abilities in-house to deliver the design and development implementation of our recommendations. There is no need for you to source a third-party development agency. Lastly, if you have ever had to review and test technical work before, you’ll know first-hand how dissatisfying and disappointing it is to receive a piece of new functionality only to find it riddled with bugs and imperfections.
This is why we’ve created a robust and in-depth QA/QC process like no other agency we have ever seen. Our process allows us to stress-test our work and put it through its paces at every stage of the development process, meaning that once you receive the work, you won’t be wasting your time.
You care about the results, don’t you? Alright then, here comes our flex.
We’ve used our copywriting techniques in our Customer Value Optimisation (CVO) program to:

Your time is limited and valuable. We don’t plan on wasting it. If you tell us you find zero value in what we deliver on the strategy call, we’ll give you $500 - read more

What you’ll get in your 60 minute strategy call
- The butt-clenching truth of which numbers you need to be focusing on.
We’ll run your eCommerce metrics and show you which ones need a boost to drive sales. - At least 3 quick and easy changes you need to make to your site to improve your sales.
Having spent 2 hours analysing your site before we talk, we’ll give you at least 3 quick-win changes you can make that week. - 3 bigger hypotheses you can A/B test to see actual core metric improvements.
Based on our decade of experience, we’ll also give you at least 3 ideas to test on your site. - The vital plan you need for the next 6 months to max out your sales.
We’ll also prepare a 6-month roadmap of what you need to do to get the results that other Blend clients have achieved with us.
If you’re still not hitting that button, there’s something else you need to know...

That’s right, we’ll give you $500 if you find zero value.
Your time is limited and valuable. We don’t plan on wasting it. If you tell us you find zero value in what we deliver on your 60 minute strategy call, we’ll give you $500 towards something nice.
💆🏻♀️ Like a shiatsu back massager.
🔪 Or a set of German steel kitchen knives.
🛌 Or a flashy weighted blanket.
Why $500? That’s what the call costs us in time.
Next up, the thing you’ve been looking for the whole time you’ve been reading this page.
The catch 🎣
Look, we don’t hand out these strategy calls like beads at mardi gras.
There’s a good chance we aren't made for each other, so here’s three things you need to think about before hitting the button.
- You must be using Shopify or Shopify Plus and have online sales of at least $3m per year.
We are Shopify specialists and this opportunity is a waste of time for brands that don’t have this revenue level. We’ve tried it. - You must be in the Health & Wellness, Beauty & Personal Care, Food & Beverage, Pets or Automotive industries.
Simple as. This is where we win. You want to win, we want to win, and that’s how it goes. - You must be willing to let us help and guide you. These calls cost us $500 in resource time, and we’re doing this for you for FREE.
It’s only fair, right? You might disagree with some of the stuff we suggest, but we only care about getting your sales jacked. If you don’t let us help, we can’t get results.
Did we make you sad? We’re sorry. Need a hug?
If you meet these qualifications, it’s time to book a call. Right now.